Bar Jokes

A hamburger, some fries and a bottle of ketchup walk into a bar. The bartender says: ‘I’m sorry we don’t serve food here’.

And here’s another…

Three hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’
The other two say, ‘Are you sure?’
The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive…’

Three people walk into a bar . . .

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